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10 SHORT Lesbian Pick Up lines
- Have you met me?
- Hey Bud. Wanna play with tummy sticks?
- So you’re still Straight?
- Do you mind if I push in your stool?
- Can I ride your joystick?
- Your face or mine?
- I saved you a seat…on my face.
- Hey there, do you like glazed or creme filled?
- Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
- Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
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- Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let’s look and see!
- Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
- I’ll be your Xena if you be my Gabrielle
- If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
- I’d love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
- Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
- Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
- So how do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
- Vampires won’t be the only thing I’m slaying tonight.
- Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
- I like breakfast in bed, so why don’t you just come to sit on my face?
- Is your name Katniss? Because you’re sparking a rebellion in my district.
- I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
- I like you, you like me. Let’s get together and not make a family.
- Hey, I’m bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?
- I’m not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
- Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.
- I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
- Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad ass up.
- We’re having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
- My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
- If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
- I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
- I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
- If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
- It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here because I’m already planning our wedding.
- Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?
- So how do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
- Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
- I just wanna make like crazy science with you.
- I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Please be aware that some pick-up lines are humorous and nasty. To help you get the lady you want, use these funny lesbian pick up lines. All of these sayings have a lesbian theme to them, so enjoy, have fun, and hope they work!
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